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"…you better be able to eat your spuds running ‘til I hunt you the fuck down"

Sat, 17 Mar 2012 21:47:11 +0000

““…you better be able to eat your spuds running ‘til I hunt you the fuck down””

- Charlie Utter

Stupid Motherfuckers

Wed, 07 Mar 2012 22:01:44 +0000

I love my job, I love the people I work with, I love the spectacularly stupid motherfuckers that wait to give you a shit load of work just before 5pm. To all those inconsiderate cunts - thank you. May your children die screaming.

The anti-monolith - something that actually de-evolves humanity,...

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 22:42:39 +0000

The anti-monolith - something that actually de-evolves humanity, something that reduces capacity for rational thought - the thing that forms the backbone of the public sector and ultimately generates all EO2s.

"There he goes. One of God”s own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even..."

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 22:40:20 +0000

“There he goes. One of God”s own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”

- Hunter S Thompson

Another Andrew Christian underwear advert/gay porno. This one is...

Sat, 03 Mar 2012 07:43:34 +0000

Another Andrew Christian underwear advert/gay porno. This one is actually rather amusing and very nicely executed. It goes beyond the usual formulaic hot guys+tight underwear=arousal and has a valid level of social commentary. The hot boys don’t do it any harm either!

Despite significant hoople activity I’ve succeeded in my...

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 15:57:52 +0000

Despite significant hoople activity I’ve succeeded in my goal (above)

"Fanny McFlabberghastly is a beastly cunt"

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 15:49:34 +0000

“Fanny McFlabberghastly is a beastly cunt”

Currys

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 13:41:19 +0000

Holy mother of God! How this shop of lying scumbags still exists is beyond comprehension - their website lists a wide array of varied products and their shops fail to stock any of them! Fuck you!

Olympic Sized Fuck Up

Wed, 29 Feb 2012 13:40:31 +0000

Olympic Sized Fuck Up:

It’s perfectly reasonable for a union to strike during the Olympic Games, why the hell not? To call it “unpatriotic” is a disgrace - Cameron should be ashamed of himself (he’s obviously not as if he had a functioning sense of shame he’d kill himself). If your country is determined to shaft you to aid an elitist group of bankers and corporations then shaft your country - go on strike!! STRIKE! STRIKE! STRIKE! STRIKE! STRIKE! (he’s probably concerned about all the corporate hospitality he’ll miss out on).

freshphotons: One Hundred Nanoseconds. Two 2” diameter acrylic...

Tue, 28 Feb 2012 20:28:29 +0000

freshphotons:

One Hundred Nanoseconds.

Two 2” diameter acrylic rods were irradiated with a 5 million electron volt e-beam while they were rotated in a motorized fixture. The roots of the discharges were mounted facing each other in a frame with illuminates each end with a 5 watt white LED.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-17190185

Tue, 28 Feb 2012 20:27:35 +0000

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-17190185:

The little whores are probably eating them as they pop out and not reporting it. Keeps the obesity levels up, stretches their benefit cheque, and allows them to spread their legs for any drug dealer that comes along. Nice. Great Britain in the 21st Century - thank you Mr Cameron, you dough-faced fascist cunt!

Corporate Government

Tue, 28 Feb 2012 08:17:53 +0000

Corporate Government:

Precisely the agenda of Cameron & his band of robber barons, disenfranchise the poor but take their money, do what the corporate greed merchants tell you or suffer, and love their greed!

Tom Baker - his own words

Sun, 26 Feb 2012 09:32:36 +0000

Tom Baker - his own words :

A series of revealing articles & interviews giving an insight to this colourful actor and greatest Doctor of them all!

Wishing not all well

Sat, 25 Feb 2012 19:08:37 +0000

Wishing not all well :

Interesting idea - electronic post-it notes detailing some grievance acting as catharsis.

Red sky at night, perverts delight. Red sky in the morning,...

Sat, 25 Feb 2012 17:58:05 +0000

Red sky at night, perverts delight. Red sky in the morning, whores warning.

Photo

Sat, 25 Feb 2012 16:41:04 +0000

Why the super-rich love the UK

Sat, 25 Feb 2012 09:30:30 +0000

Why the super-rich love the UK:

Vile. Just vile. These people are richer than the richest of the past, they are extreme-ophiles, they are vile, repulsive, egotistical murdering swine. Grotesque. They should be rounded up and forced to eat SPAM then shot. Fuck them!

Jesus H Christ! That’s against the rules surely?

Fri, 24 Feb 2012 19:25:59 +0000

Jesus H Christ! That’s against the rules surely?

It's brothers you idiot!

Fri, 24 Feb 2012 15:31:13 +0000

Perhaps he was confusing Bros. with the band from the 1980s - though quite why they would have inserted their name in the middle of a small manufacturing firm’s title is beyond me. A more reasonable explanation is that the man is a mindless prick, a vacuum of intelligence, has the deductive powers of a retarded ostrich, and similarly inserts his head in the ground when confronted with a fact he dislikes. How he makes it through each day is a mystery to me.

Simple Minds

Fri, 24 Feb 2012 08:46:07 +0000

Simple Minds:

Jim Kerr appears to have turned into Gary Oldman! Half expected to hear him speak about ‘the circus’ and rooting out a mole. I really think the band should steer clear of a comeback - become ‘lotus eaters’