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…you better be able to eat your spuds running ‘til I hunt you the fuck down
Charlie Utter
Stupid Motherfuckers

I love my job, I love the people I work with, I love the spectacularly stupid motherfuckers that wait to give you a shit load of work just before 5pm. To all those inconsiderate cunts - thank you. May your children die screaming.

The anti-monolith - something that actually de-evolves humanity, something that reduces capacity for rational thought - the thing that forms the backbone of the public sector and ultimately generates all EO2s.

The anti-monolith - something that actually de-evolves humanity, something that reduces capacity for rational thought - the thing that forms the backbone of the public sector and ultimately generates all EO2s.

There he goes. One of God”s own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Hunter S Thompson

Another Andrew Christian underwear advert/gay porno. This one is actually rather amusing and very nicely executed. It goes beyond the usual formulaic hot guys+tight underwear=arousal and has a valid level of social commentary. The hot boys don’t do it any harm either!

Despite significant hoople activity I’ve succeeded in my goal (above)

Despite significant hoople activity I’ve succeeded in my goal (above)

Fanny McFlabberghastly is a beastly cunt
Currys

Holy mother of God! How this shop of lying scumbags still exists is beyond comprehension - their website lists a wide array of varied products and their shops fail to stock any of them! Fuck you!

It’s perfectly reasonable for a union to strike during the Olympic Games, why the hell not? To call it “unpatriotic” is a disgrace - Cameron should be ashamed of himself (he’s obviously not as if he had a functioning sense of shame he’d kill himself). If your country is determined to shaft you to aid an elitist group of bankers and corporations then shaft your country - go on strike!! STRIKE! STRIKE! STRIKE! STRIKE! STRIKE! (he’s probably concerned about all the corporate hospitality he’ll miss out on).

freshphotons:

One Hundred Nanoseconds. Two 2” diameter acrylic rods were irradiated with a 5 million electron volt e-beam while they were rotated in a motorized fixture. The roots of the discharges were mounted facing each other in a frame with illuminates each end with a 5 watt white LED.

freshphotons:

One Hundred Nanoseconds

Two 2” diameter acrylic rods were irradiated with a 5 million electron volt e-beam while they were rotated in a motorized fixture. The roots of the discharges were mounted facing each other in a frame with illuminates each end with a 5 watt white LED.

The little whores are probably eating them as they pop out and not reporting it. Keeps the obesity levels up, stretches their benefit cheque, and allows them to spread their legs for any drug dealer that comes along. Nice. Great Britain in the 21st Century - thank you Mr Cameron, you dough-faced fascist cunt!

Precisely the agenda of Cameron & his band of robber barons, disenfranchise the poor but take their money, do what the corporate greed merchants tell you or suffer, and love their greed!

A series of revealing articles & interviews giving an insight to this colourful actor and greatest Doctor of them all!

Interesting idea - electronic post-it notes detailing some grievance acting as catharsis.

Red sky at night, perverts delight. Red sky in the morning, whores warning.

Red sky at night, perverts delight. Red sky in the morning, whores warning.